“Give people two clear choices, and suddenly everyone has an opinion.
Even the guy eating glue.”
A giant metal claw grabbed GhostSlacker by his underwear and dangled him above 400 gallons of hot nacho cheese.
“Great. I’m about to become a human tortilla chip.”
He had entered the World’s Worst Choice Contest for the free snacks.
Bad move.
The host wore a purple suit and had teeth so white they looked fake.
“Make this crowd pick one of two choices in thirty seconds, or you’re going swimming!”
Below him, 500 people stared at a giant screen.
The question read:
“What are your thoughts on improving content creation?”
Nobody moved.
One guy picked his nose.
GhostSlacker sighed.
“That question is so boring, even my underwear wants out.”
The claw dropped six inches.
Hot cheese bubbled beneath his sneakers.
GhostSlacker grabbed his phone and opened The Pick One Prompt.
He fed it one simple topic.
Writers struggle to find good opening hooks.
The tool fired back:
“Which would you rather do: Spend an hour writing one new hook, or spend five minutes finding five fresh hooks inside a post you already wrote?”
GhostSlacker shouted the question.
Hands shot up.
People started yelling.
“Five hooks!”
“Five minutes!”
“Who spends an hour writing one sentence?”
GhostSlacker grinned.
“See? Give people two clear choices. Make them pick. Their brains do the rest.”
The host checked the voting screen.
Ninety-eight percent chose the second option.
The claw slowly lowered GhostSlacker toward solid ground.
He smiled.
Then the host grabbed his microphone.
“Congratulations! You’ve won the bonus round!”
GhostSlacker froze.
“What bonus round?”
The floor opened.
A second tank appeared.
Filled with boiling hot fudge.
The host smiled.
“Chocolate or cheese?”
GhostSlacker stared at both tanks.
“I choose a lawyer.”
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