“Nothing makes people lose their minds faster than someone who refuses to agree with them.”
GhostSlacker walked into the Annual Agree With Everything Expo looking for a free chair.
Big mistake.
Now he was trapped onstage in front of 800 writers wearing giant foam thumbs.
The room smelled like burnt popcorn and hot printer ink.
A sweaty host in a silver suit grabbed the microphone.
“Everyone knows you need a brand-new idea for every post!”
Eight hundred foam thumbs shot up.
GhostSlacker scratched his belly.
“Sounds like a great way to go bald.”
The host shoved a laptop into his hands.
“You have ten seconds to write a hook that makes everyone happy!”
“So... a bedtime story?”
A giant clock started ticking.
GhostSlacker sighed and opened The Unpopular Take, his latest AI prompt tool.
He fed it one simple opinion.
Writers waste too much time chasing new ideas when their old content is full of good ones.
The screen flashed:
“Unpopular opinion: You don’t need more content ideas. You need to stop ignoring the good ones buried in your old posts.”
Silence.
Then a woman in row three lowered her foam thumb.
“I have 200 old posts. I spent six hours yesterday hunting for a new idea!”
Another writer ripped off his foam thumb.
“I’ve been doing that for five years!”
The crowd went wild.
Foam thumbs flew like angry pigeons.
The host screamed, “Security!”
GhostSlacker sipped his soda.
“Wow. Turns out people have opinions.”
Then 800 writers rushed the stage, begging him to show them how to mine their old posts.
GhostSlacker looked toward the exit.
Blocked.
He looked at his laptop.
Battery: 2%.
“Great. I started a riot with a sentence, and now my charger is in the car.”
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